Robotic Babies?!

April Fools Article:

Yes. It is true. There is a brand new invention out there that will cure loneliness, and something you can have some fun with. Robotic babies. Also known as “Robo-Babies”. This new invention took months of hard work and concentration and it is finally selling in stores. It’s weird to think you can buy robotic babies. Don’t you think? Well it is actually a very nice thing indeed. I have bought one myself, and boy she’s a handful!

These Robo-Babies are pretty much the exact replica of an actual baby. And it’s not one of those silly kid toys. It is just like a living baby, and you need to take good care of it. Which includes all the fun stuff; changing diapers, feeding, bathing, and burping! Oh and don’t worry, their waterproof. You can play with it; take a walk with it in the stroller, whatever you like. Want to re-live babies first steps? Well this baby can also learn by you how to walk and talk. And if you have pets, this baby can get along with any pet you have, and your pet is guaranteed to like it! It will fit into the family immediately. I know mine did.

This is no lie. Some celebrities were even talking about buying one for them. Britney Spears quotes: “I’d love to have another!” I even saw for myself a few of them holding the babies. And all the people I’ve talked to on the street about it did nothing but ask where to get them. In a few months from now, everyone will have a robotic baby. I can just see it now. So don’t miss out.